Sunday, August 19, 2007

A Movement Begins!



Protests around the world are joining forces to stop Matt from giving the cocktail arcade game to his brother Brendan. Pictured above Islamic Fundamentalist Shakeel Bhat voices his opinion on the matter. Bhat is promoting jihad against the "infidel" as wasting such a precious and totally awesome item on someone who's never even gotten to the banana level clearly goes against the teachings of the Koran.

The nudist community in Riverside, RI also voiced their concerns regarding Matt's controversial maneuver. Head nudist Christine "Spazz" McDonalds did not shy away from the issue. "He's totally lawst his shit this time" she shouted through a megaphone in a thick and irritating Rhode Island accent. "His brutha hasn't even eva played Dawnkey Kawng!" she added.

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