Other gifts Matt could give to his brother

It's painfully obvious that giving Brendan the cocktail arcade game is a terrible, terrible idea. But that doesn't mean that Matt can't prove his love in other equally expensive ways. Here are some other exciting gift idears.

For roughly the same cost, Matt could get Brendan a freakin' jet ski! Who wouldn't want a jet ski?


Water's not his thang? Surely a snowmobile would provide endless entertainment in the cold, cold New England winters!


Perhaps a week at Rock & Roll Camp is just what the doctor ordered!


Looking for something more proper and dignified? Matt could easily get him a butler for a month!


A life-size Stormtrooper would make a perfect edition to any man's "man room".